BUT. In the end I made it to Germany and back, pretty much in one piece! My flight out was from Glasgow to London-Stansted, and then from London to Frankfurt-Hahn. I was due to arrive around 9:30 pm. Weather in Frankfurt was super snowy, though, so they kept pushing back the departure a little at a time. The delay was long, but the experience itself wasn't too bad, because I got to talking to this crazy English girl and this young German police officer who was teaching us bad language. (Which I fortunately forgot by the time I arrived.) Plus, the guys at Pret-a-Manger gave us free tea, even though they had closed already.
Finally, after 1 in the morning (nearly 5 hours late), we took off. I got to Germany around 3 am, and then we had to drive two hours through the ice and snow back to Reid and Scarlett's house near Mannheim. We didn't get to sleep until 6 am. Death!
Once we had all recovered from the late night, though, it was a lovely week and a half. I spent a lot of time tooling around with Scarlett -- running errands, watching movies, and some sightseeing. It was really nice having girl bonding, because we haven't had a lot of time on our own before. Generally there's a bevy of family around, or that guy...her husband...what's his name?
In the evenings and on weekends, Reid was off of work, so we'd also do some quality sightseeing and hanging out during those times. In the way of sightseeing...
Assorted Weihnachtsmarkts: Weihnachten is German for Christmas, so a Weihnachtsmarkt is simply a Christmas market, which nobody does like Deutschland. We went to about four different markets during my time there, in the towns of Ladenberg, Schwetzigen, Mannheim, and Heidelberg. Mannheim and Heidelberg's were the most impressive, as they're larger cities. Your average Christmas market is a collection of stalls and vendors, selling everything from candles to sweaters to pony rides. Most impressive to look at were shops selling paper lanterns in the shape of stars, which were lit brightly in the dark, and the sweets shops. In particular, they had huge heart-shaped cookies on strings, which were meant to be bought as love declarations by sweethearts, and then worn around the neck a la Flava Flav. (Because who is a better example of romance and devotion?)
The market vendors offer sausages and the like, plus my new favorite drink -- a delightful concoction called glühwein. Literally "wine that makes you glow," glüwein is a hot mulled wine that is spicy, sweet, and definitely warms you from the inside. When you get it at a Christmas market, you pay an extra two or three euro for the commemorative mug it's served in. When you're finished drinking, you can either return the mug for your deposit, or keep it as a souvenir. I, of course, kept all three of mine.
Schwetzigen Palace: We couldn't actually go inside the palace, because English tours don't operate in the winter. (And neither I nor Reid was going to get anything out of the German one, believe me.) But even in the cold and gray, the huge garden of Schwetzigen Palace was nothing to sniff at. Besides several huge trellises, a lovely stone rotunda, and plenty of avian life (in an hour we saw ducks, swans, a heron, and a whole family of peacocks), the grounds also boast a beautiful faux mosque in the "Turkish Garden."
You could even go inside the structure, which was beautifully and intricately painted. I have certainly added a faux mosque to the list of things I will have installed at my house when I am super rich.
Heidelberg Castle: The whole town of Heidelberg is pretty nice, and the castle was just awesome. We took a 1-hour English tour through the interior, with a very funny guide from Berlin. She knew a lot about the people who had lived there, and made a lot of jokes at their expense. One former resident had apparently sired around 200 illegitimate children, so that most current residents of Heidelberg still claim to be his descendants. I guess that's not something to brag about! Also, Heidelberg Castle is home to the biggest barrel of wine in the world. It was too big to fit in one picture, so you'll have to take my word for it -- the sucker is HUGE.
Other than sightseeing, we went to a couple of potlucks and such. The funniest one was for Reid and Scarlett's church, and entailed a white elephant gift exchange. One poor soldier was there alone, and didn't really know anybody because he was new on post. He got to pick first, and received...a delectable and very manly strawberry-scented candle! Luckily, someone took pity later and stole the candle, so he got to choose again. And the second time, he managed...sensual amber body spray! Yesss! Finally, Scarlett took that off him, and he ended up with a big bag of M&Ms. That's more like it. (I managed to get away with a pocket European language guide, with basic phrases in a whopping 14 languages. Methinks this will come in handy!)
And of course, in the middle of my stay was a super exciting holiday, celebrated the world round. No, not Christmas. Reid's birthday! In honor, we had a little surprise party at the house. I think Reid was relieved...all weekend, whenever we went anywhere, he'd be all like, "Oh. I thought maybe we were going to a surprise party." And then make a disappointed puppy face. But there WAS a party, and several of their army friends came over, along with two little boys named Rider and Aiden who were very well behaved. In fact, Rider may be the politest tiny child I've met. I think he was only about three!
We watched Toy Story with the kids while we ate, and then when they went home for bedtime, the adults played lots of silly board games and tried tiny bottles of liqueur that Reid had gotten on a sweet booze bandoleer.
Later that week, Scarlett had a baby appointment with her doctor in Mannheim, and I got to go along! Her doctor was German, bald, and stocky. He reminded me of my old chemistry teacher. He did an ultrasound, and the baby was totally visible! At the time, he was seven inches long already, even though Scarlett barely even looked pregnant! It was really cool getting to see him on screen. I'm probably the only family member who's going to get the opportunity. Oh, Thomas James! Your auntie here is looking forward to meeting you!!
Also during my stay, Scarlett lent me a copy of "The Devil in the White City," which was a very interesting read. Sometimes I thought the author took some liberties with subjective narration, but all in all it was extremely thorough. He must have done some outrageous amount of research.
And, of course, before I left we had a little mini-Christmas on the 18th. I got a pretty Polish pottery candy bowl, some seriously strong cherry cordials, and one of the beautiful star lanterns! I was a very happy Anna, indeed. Now I just need some wall hooks to put the lanterns up...!
We managed to get back to Frankfurt in plenty of time on the 19th, but of course, my flight was delayed again, and I missed my connection in London. I had to pay fifty pounds to get moved onto a later flight that evening, which was subsequently canceled, leaving me stranded at Stansted overnight. Joy! So in the end, after my two separate delays, I probably spent a solid 24 hours in that airport. That is TOO MUCH STANSTED. XD
But all things considered, it was a great and relaxing trip! Thumbs up to Germany!!


